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It’s Ok If You Rub Your Dick A Little

Tuesday, October 22nd, 2013

Maroon & Blue Adidas Originals Gazelle

Death by Party | Maroon & Blue Adidas Originals Gazelle

These Gazelles are a true sneaker fetishist’s wet dream. These flawless low tops sport a rich maroon colored suede, a (more…)

Shanti Dynamite Rides The Cock Suck Train To Her Bollywood Dream

Monday, October 21st, 2013

Adult Star Shanti Dynamite Pursues Bollywood Career

Death by Party | Shanti Dynamite: Chakra My Brain

I’ve always been a big fan of Eastern Culture, especially India. Too bad I’m poor and I’ll never be able to (more…)

Bitches Be Trippin’

Saturday, October 19th, 2013

Loiter Squad Cameagle Tee By Odd Future

Death by Party | Loiter Squad Cameagle Tee By Odd Future

Camels and eagles represent everything that makes the world go round. Namely oil and the money behind it. What (more…)

Please Stop Saying Punk’s Not Dead

Thursday, October 17th, 2013

1.99 Up The Punks- The Death1.99 Up The Punks- The Death

Death by Party | 1.99 Up The Punks? No, for only $375,  Urban Outfitter keeps punk alive

Though I’m a staunch hardliner on making sojourns to the mall SOLELY for (more…)

Death To Lumberg

Wednesday, October 16th, 2013

Skull Walker Limited Editon By Super7

Death by Party | Skull Walker Limited Editon By Super7

This sounds fucked up, but every time I look at this brass limited edition Skull Walker is a murder fantasy (more…)

Why Danny Trejo Is The Sexiest Man Alive

Tuesday, October 15th, 2013

Death by Party | Machete Kills And My Open Love Letter To Danny Trejo

Here is my most recent open letter to my soulmate and murder dog, Danny Trejo.

Dear Danny,

I’m (more…)

Complimentary Checkered Chef Pants Not Included

Monday, October 14th, 2013

Cherry Tomato & Black By PUMA Suede Classic

Death by Party | Cherry Tomato & Black By PUMA Suede Classic 

I used to love cooking in restaurants. For a while I thought I was going somewhere with it (more…)

Hugh Jackman Doesn’t Know Shit

Thursday, October 10th, 2013

Wolverine Labbit Close Call Tee By Kidrobot

Death by Party | Wolverine Labbit Close Call Tee By Kidrobot

I’m entering my first poker tournament in a couple weeks. I’ve been practicing by teaching myself how to shuffle (more…)