Death To Lumberg

Skull Walker Limited Editon By Super7

Death by Party | Skull Walker Limited Editon By Super7

This sounds fucked up, but every time I look at this brass limited edition Skull Walker is a murder fantasy I used to have. I worked at a shitty call center job, answering phones for people who wanted to complain about their cable. A lot of people hate their cable. To make the job worse, I had a mulling cow of a team leader. She was a soul snuffing bureaucrat of the first order who made the miserable job, that much more miserable. I constantly dreamt of clubbing her with a stapler, or a paper holder ooorrrrr a beautiful brass limited edition art toy that fits in your hand perfectly like an apple. Oh Skull Walker, please crack some skulls…

By Marcus Aubrey

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