It’s Ok If You Rub Your Dick A Little

Maroon & Blue Adidas Originals Gazelle

Death by Party | Maroon & Blue Adidas Originals Gazelle

These Gazelles are a true sneaker fetishist’s wet dream. These flawless low tops sport a rich maroon colored suede, a set of three deep glossy blue leather with a white mid-sole to give them a crisp contrast. If I was Lou, I would write a delicate, balanced haiku to encapsulate their finely crafted perfection. Instead, I’m just going to sit here for a second, rub my dick through my jeans as I wish I owned them and then go play some fucking Xbox.

By Marcus Aubrey

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