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Alaskan Thunder Fuck weed

Death by Party | Alaskan Thunder Fuck*

It’s also no secret that I love the reefer. I’m absolutely certain that I have good ole  Mary Jane to thank every time I tell someone I’ve never been to rehab. Thanks to pot, I’ve never really wanted to get crazy with anything else. I’m not a total drunk and I’m not a junkie. I don’t wake up hung over and my biggest regret is eating the entire family pack (that’s 5 regular size boxes- in case you didn’t know) of Velveeta Shells & Cheese even though I’m supposed to be fitting into a bridesmaids dress in a month.

Anyway- since this is a weed “review,” per se, and NOT an entry in my fuzzy pink diary with the tiny brass lock on the front- I should probably move on. After weeks of smoking hybrids and insisting that I was turning into a straight indica girl- I switched to a sativa and it changed my world. I’m talking about Manatuska Thunder Fuck- AKA Alaskan Thunder Fuck. It’s the kind of weed that makes me excited about everything. I want to do cartwheels. I’m fairly certain I could sing the entire score of the H.M.S. Pinafore without interruption on command.

I really dig that I can smoke something that makes me want to do everything in reverse of the stereotypical stoner- as in I feel totally motivated to get shit done.  Those of you who clean the house stoned know exactly what I’m talking about. It’s also a huge bonus for me that this weed is so good it has a drag queen named after it.  And just like Alaska Thunderfuck is no run of the mill drag queen, Alaskan Thunder Fuck is no bag of schwag.

By Helen Harper

*Death by Party does not endorse or condone the use of illegal substances and all references are purely fictional.

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