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George Washington Action Figure By Neca

Death by Party | George Washington Action Figure By Neca

It’s not like most Americans have much of a knowledge of history, so for all most public high school graduates know, George Washington could have very easily been a lumbering, unstoppable steam punk cyborg armed with a gatling musket. After all Abraham Lincoln was a Vampire killer, right?

Whether you want to use this super fine George being released by Neca as an educational tool, an office cubical tchotchke or a butt plug, I think it’s totally worth the money.

By Marcus Aubrey

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