Wearable Alien Facehugger Pillow
Not just for nerd sex, also works as a falling down drunk safety mask
I would absolutely wear this on the reg. Probably not out of the house- given the obstruction of vision in general, but most definitely at home- or maybe out if I have a chaperone. I can see this being a huge asset to drunk me, like it would stop the spins or calm me when I make the transition from Drunkenstein to Boozilla. It would also help to hide my shame later.
C. U. Next Tuesday,
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