Not Just For Nerd Sex, Also Works As A Falling Down Drunk Safety Mask

Wearable Alien Facehugger Pillow

Death by Party | Wearable Alien Facehugger Pillow

I would absolutely wear this on the reg.  Probably not out of the house- given the obstruction of vision in general, but most definitely at home- or maybe out if I have a chaperone.  I can see this being a huge asset to drunk me, like it wouldstop the spins or calm me when I make the transition from Drunkenstein to Boozilla.  It would also help to hide my shame later.

C. U. Next Tuesday,
By Beth Fox Brown

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