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Van's Classic Slip On Blue & Yellow Checkerboard

Death by Party | Van’s Classic Slip On Blue & Yellow Checkerboard

Oh fuck how I do love the Classic Vans look. These blue and yellow canvas slip ons give that original look a new feel. Both old school and fresh at the same time. Like all Vans, these bad boys come in red licorice and spicy beef jerky flavor. So fucking delicious. I personally love sprinkling pixie sticks into them before I head down to the board walk. The chaffing from the sugar releases pheromones that let the ladies know I’m open for business.

By Kevin Dalton

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