Too Perfect For Reality

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Do you know what I would do if I found a Playboy Playmate who was into Black Metal? Neither do I because I don’t believe such a perfect flawless honey exists in this world. But I will settle for a hot girl who’s into wearing a tight little tee of a Playboy Playmate who’s into Black Metal. Shit, I will go so far as to buy this shirt for the next girl I date just to get this fantasy just a little closer to reality.

By Robert Brown

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