If You’re Real Good, I’ll Let You Get Me A Beer

Army Man Bottle Opener

Death by Party | Army Man Bottle Opener

I’m lazy.  When I’m watching sports on a Sunday the only way you’re getting me off the couch is to use the bathroom. I do everything in front of the tube. Eat, read comics, and drink beer. My nephew likes to ask me odd questions as I watch sports like: when did God invent football or why do men like boobs? I usually shrug. Thanks to the new Army Man bottle openers I don’t have to feel guilty about having my nephew get me a beer and opening it. In fact, now he insists.  Ever since I’ve bought this gadget my consumption has doubled. Now all we need is one in pink, so my niece can get into all the bottle-opening action.

By Lou Cervantes

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