Vans Authentic Van Doren “Leopard”
Nothing says sexy like leopard spots. Since I’m widely considered the sexiest man alive, I try to adorn myself with as much sexy leopard spots as I can. My hat- fucking leopard spotted. My socks- you know they’re fucking leopard spotted. My banana hammock- fucking leopard spotted. When I oil up my hairy tits and shake my balls for what every lucky lady who get’s in my fucking leopard spotted bed sheets, you know I’m wearing my fucking leopard spotted mask. Cause it’s fucking sexy.
You know I’m gonna wear me some leopard spotted Vans. Why? Cause it’s fucking sexy.
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