Toys Vs. Blowjobs

JFury Customs New Custom Dunny

Death by Party | JFury Custom Vinyl Toys

I had to pretend to run a marathon to get an admirer to send me the Bubblicous Voodoo Vinyl Classic from J. Fury that’s currently on sale for 5 hundred dollars. But instead she offered to give me a blowjob. Unfortunately she was my now ex-hooker first in line. So to mess with her mind I purchased the Wolfie Dunny, but than I realized, how much better would this Dunny look propped up to my next girl’s cooch (which is slang for on my desktop). Joke was on me, I guess.

You can fake the knife,
But not sensitive young girls
That hate getting dick


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