Moves Like Havlicek

Death by Party | Adidas Basket Profi OG

The only way you’re getting me on a basketball court is to mop the sweat off the floor. That doesn’t mean I never dream about being taken back to a time where the shorts you wore rode up all the way to your inner-crotch and your local basketball star was probably also your milkman. The new OG sneakers from Adidas resurrect that 1957 look. Maybe if you’re lucky you’ll find that little Earth Angel at the sock hop. Just watch out for the spiked punch. And remember; keep the short shorts for the court courts or that chastity balloon may pop if you get too close to your date.

By Lou Cervantes

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