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Volpin Props & Kamuicosplay

Death by Party |Volpin Props And More: The cardboard soldiers march over the plains of the plastic world

We play video games, we watch movies and cartoons, and yes…we play with fucking toys. Larpers, cosplayers, Con-ers, good people. We need to dress in new skins and writhe around each other like deranged, blood-soaked lizards by the sackful. Amongst us are people making proper use of time and talent to outfit us, people like the mind of Volpin Props. This dude has been producing all manner of sickness outta his garage for years now. First putting him on the map was probably the wicked sick version of the ole Bioshock Big Daddy suit. This shit was EVERYWHERE after he posted a lengthy “how to” on his blogsite. Soon after came a host of new craziness. No-one had to look very far for his Daft-Punk helmets, guns, swords and all sortsa other “other-life” candy.

The thing is, he aint the only one. There are thousands and ba-jilions of folks putting penny-to-penny, and drilling through the hours to bring out the inner child and let that little fucker roar! AWOOOOOOGA!!! It’s all almost too much to love. Folks with talent and aggressive cunning wit are casting and sculpting, putting fire to electric board and blazing up the LED’s to make truly vicious creations.

Say what you will jocko dickwads of the past mediocrity, there is no can-top to homespun creative pop-culture science, the shit is alive and seeping through all cracks of medialife, like acid through the floor grates. The thing is, the beast within all these mad creatives is growing larger, and infecting all who get a lungful of its sriracha breath. Everyone and anyone should dig through the trash for your armory, and release the dogs upon the button up crowd. Deal with that mojos!

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-Nave Zepol

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