All Dreams End Because I Have To Poop

Converse Undefeated Jack Purcell

Death by Party | Undefeated Kicks Jack Parcell’s Ass

Once I had a dream that Jack Parcell and Chuck Taylor had an epic knife fight on the crest of a giant mountain top as lightning flashed all around them. I don’t know what Jack Parcelll or Chuck Taylor looked like so in my dream they looked like two hot bikini models with bat wings and fried chicken for hands. The dream ended because I had to poop.

But I digress. These are Undefeated’s new take on Jack Parcell’s classic design. Personally, I wear Chucks.

-Kevin Dalton

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