I Need Me A Granny Stool And A Sponge Bath

Death by Party | Project Pat & Nasty Mane- Pussy OUT The Shower

I threw out my back yesterday. You know how? Fucking in the shower. Or at least trying to fuck in the shower. This is one of those activities that sounds hot as shit, looks hot as shit on the pornies, but is always logistically more difficult in real life.

My tiny ass studio apartment has a tiny ass shower stall and water is not a lubricant. The result in the past is a slip and slide nightmare of trying to position yourself. The result this time was me falling flat on my ass and fucking up my back.

Now I am barely able to walk, and when I do, I’m hunched over like an old man. The Fucking doctor suggested I get a geriatric shower stool. No more shower sex, ever.

-Marcus Aubrey

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2 Responses to “I Need Me A Granny Stool And A Sponge Bath”

  1. janet says:

    This video is quite possibly the most amazing thing I have witnessed in all of my life.

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