No price too high

I just spent 38 big ones on the above tee shirt. You may think I’m fucking stupid. I’m not. Fucking Skate Master Jason Dill is one of the fucking most fucked fuckers ever. He made these fucking shirts. and those shirts are fucking awesome. Do I really need to fucking spell this out to you, you fucking fucks?

fuck·ing

[fuhk-ing, -in]

adjective, adverb Slang: Vulgar .

damned; confounded (used as an intensifier).

awe·some

[aw-suhm]

adjective

1. inspiring awe: an awesome sight.

2. showing or characterized by awe.

3. Slang . very impressive: That new white convertible is totally awesome.

fash·ion

[fash-uhn]

noun

1. a prevailing custom or style of dress, etiquette, socializing, etc.: the latest fashion in dresses.

2. conventional usage in dress, manners, etc., especially of polite society, or conformity to it: the dictates of fashion; to be out of fashion.

Now that you clearly know how dope this cat is, my work is done. Here are two more words I am off to contemplate.

ma·ri·jua·na*

[mar-uh-wah-nuh] Show IPA

noun

1. the dried leaves and female flowers of the hemp  plant, used in cigarette form as a narcotic or hallucinogen.

ice cream

noun

a frozen food containing cream or milk and butterfat, sugar, flavoring, and sometimes eggs.

Go buy too.

-Annette Garcia

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*Death by Party does not endorse or condone the use of illegal drug use and all references are purely fictional for entertainment purposes.

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