The Hero Hatin’ Must Stop

Fucking Bonerface Hates America

Death by Party | Super Hero Portraits By Bonerface

So a good friend of mine sent me a link to the portfolio page of UK artist “Bonerface” Hoping to ruin my day. It worked and I will flatly say, I was appalled. Bonerface seems to be fixated on fantasizing about super hero’s getting their ass kicked. Illustration after illustration portrays great heros like Batman, Captain America and Space Monkey Super Star, all battered, bruised and bleeding.

Showing Captain America in a state of defeat is, well un-American. America doesn’t loose, ever. And our Captain’s always kick ass, fuck yeah. Our children need positive images of our role models, especially with an election going on. God loves priests, America loves super heros and Piano Cat is sure to make a come back.  I wish Bonerface would illustrate Paul Revere  Kicking Bonerface’s ass with a bottle of Jack Daniel’s in one hand and a big American flag in the other.  Stop the hatin’, Bonerface.

Bonerface (if that is really his name) needs to abandon this British anti-winning agenda he is trying to propagate, say the pledge of allegiance while listening to Johnny Cash and eat a Big Mac. If not, he and other foreign artists should be barred from entering the internet and subverting our icons, he should be sentenced to France where they are Big Mac, Super Hero and American free.

To see more of these stylish illustrations be sure to visit his site.

Gene Hollyweather

 

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