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UNIF Disney Lamb Muscle Tank

Death by Party | UNIF Disney Lamb Muscle Tank

Everyone knows that Walt Disney was a pretty freaky guy, and from what I read on several random, unsubstantiated blogs, he was an avid satanist, often feeding on the corpses of dead mice while peeing into a cup. (actually, I just made that last part up) But I believe if you are going to eat a dead mouse, you should probably pee into a cup at the same time. It only makes sense.

UNIF seems to agree with what I just said, and I speculate that is why they came up with this amazingly blasphemous-awesome tank. I say that’s what they were thinking, in that no one from UNIF has written to deny that they agree with me at the time I published this post.

-Uncle Wheat Toast

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