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Happy to see me?
You know when my favorite time of day is? Dick o’ clock. When it’s dick o’clock it’s time to par-tay. Not party, but par-tay. My second favorite of the day is vag o’clock. Vag o’clock means it’s time to meet some honeys, make some babies.
Dust off your smoking jackets and raise your Campari glasses, cause at Swellco & Swellco, every hour is dick o’clock.
-Kevin Dalton
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