Tank Tops Are Not Bear Friendly

Insight 51?s Uproar Tank

Death by Party | Insight 51’s Uproar Tank

I would love to be able to wear a tank top, but I am truly a man ape. I’m talking silver back shave you initials into my chest with clippers kinda hairy. When I’m sweaty my pubes are like Rick James’ Jerry Curl. Don’t even get me started on my ass crack, I think spiders ventured down their and got lost in the abyss.

Yeah, I would love to wear a tank top… Sigh.

-Kevin Dalton

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