Educate Me, Dear Moloch!

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Bat Kat Creations: Our inner beast of bad, got the flu

We’re fucked folks.

Here’s the sitch. We grew good and bad intentions. Along the way we found a grumbling tummy in the base of our sexualizangulous organs. The grumbling never stopped. We looked for the medicine…we took it…it was good.

Then.

BABOOOM! The gloss was gone from the crimson photo, and we were left smack dab in the 2010-2012 fuckery that is sex. SEX IS GOOOONE! SEX IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who’s fault it is you say? ITS YOURS, its ALLL YOURS! You fucked up. Look yourself in the mirror, say “I really shit the head-giving bag, holmes”. Don’t ask why, cause I’ll tell you. You, ‘merica, trivialized the fuckin’, and the dunkin dougnut of it all by reading too into “public personas” sex lives and sticking diggis and piggi-pugsies on all sortsa stuff (like “case in point” barbies and shit). You wondered who that chick-or-dude who played that shitty character, was fucking…and you actually gave a shit what the answer was…and managed to find photos of the fuckins! You either jerked off, sweeezed off, or showed all your friends, in the time you shoulda been dusting off the Kama Sutra or Wang-chungin’ the shit outta your preffered sex human. What the Franken-fuck was y’alls thinking?

Some folks saw this comin’ and began puttin’ the fuck down on some living-sized doll dudes and bitches. These frankenstonians were made with precision and look damn sexy. That’s weird to say, but mosta y’alls don’t read shit, and have put on too many pounds. Ya’ let yourselves goooooooo, bronies. Mosta ya still fucking, but ain’t coming close to the style, method and enjoyablility that you was about to breach before you took too much interest in the lives of people that lie for a living (or get payed to lie in their real lives). There is now NO solution, beyond the end of television and internet…or the end of the world.

Thanks folks, you fucked us. These dolls are the living proof that the only real hard-on may now be on a toy you can buy at Rite Aid.

Sincerely,
-Ahmed Shalizaay

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