Protection Against Night Terrors

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You know what I hate most about snakes? When you wake up late, late at night and you find that you are covered in them. Nothing is worse than when they are slithering all over your body and boring into your ears. The worst is when it’s a full moon and they start crawling under your skin. It makes me want to uncontrollably shriek and claw at the walls begging for deaths secret embrace.

However, if you wear snake skin, or even snake skin patterns like these Christian Louboutin Python Kicks, you can trick the night serpents into believing you are one of them and they will let you sleep. At least for a little while…

-Uncle Wheat Toast

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