What Are You Thankful For? Year Two

We are thankful for a lot

Death by Party | Year two  and a lot is changing

We are thankful for a lot

Being a day of thanks, we wanted to take a moment to express some of the many things we are thankful for.

We are thankful for bizarre sea creatures and beautiful strippers. We are thankful for good whiskey and the miracle of little people. We are thankful for assault rifles and tentacle porn anime. We are thankful for corporeal punishment and clown makeup. We are thankful for hula hoops and good punk rock. We are thankful for Cthulhu and conjoined twins. We are thankful for low riders and Italian horror films. We are thankful for strange taxidermy and Biggie Smalls. We are thankful for Furry Fandom and Kenneth Anger. We are thankful for giant sex toys and two headed snakes. We are thankful for naked bodies and good wine. We are thankful for drag queens and hallucinogenic toads. We are thankful for rare meat and striped stockings.  We are thankful for unicorns and pierced nipples. We are thankful for Halloween masks and pickled punks. We are thankful for taxi cabs and chocolate pudding. We are thankful for the power of the party and the strength of the digital image. We are thankful for the Video Circus and the Subversive Subliminal Process. We are thankful for animal sacrifice and sex alters. We are thankful for the power of profit and the honor of continued employment by our corporate masters at Swellco & Swellco.

But most importantly, we are thankful for you, the consumer asset, for submitting yourself to the Swellco & Swellco Subversive Subliminal Process. Your continued business is truly appreciated.

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