The Otto Bjornik Post That Wasn’t

Otto Bjornik Custom Toys

Death by Party | Otto Bjornik Black & White Dunny Collection

I lost my phone. Again. This is the 7th time I’ve lost or broken my phone in six months.

Here is the list that I call, Why Felicia Shouldn’t Own A Phone.
1. Ran across the subway platform to try and catch my ride, tripped and flung in front of an oncoming train. That’s right, I murdered my phone.
2. I was at a music festival up in Long Island and dropped it down a Port A Potty while I was texting. Plunk. Ewwwww.
3. Passed out cold in a tub (what? tubs always look comfy when you are wasted) at a house party and my “friends” thought it would be funny to turn on the shower.
4. Was making out with a cabbie who was taking me home from work and left it in the front seat. It was for the best, I really didn’t want him calling.
5. Bukkake. They seriously need to make Iphones more fluid resistant. I have a really hard time keeping them dry.
6. While trying to dine and dash from a roof patio restaurant whose name will go unmentioned for legal reasons,  I fell four stories off the fire escape, my phone along with me.
7. During a break up and in a fit of rage, threw my then boyfriends phone against a brick wall, only to realize it was the wrong phone.

The plus side, if there can be said to be one, is that I get to keep buying cool new Iphone covers that will survive a few weeks at best. I came across a this amazing Iphone cover by this artist named Otto Bjornik. After a few minutes on his site, I realized that what I really wanted to write about was Otto’s epic hand painted toys. But now I’m late for class so, uh, I’ll get back to this later.

In the mean time, enjoy his work and check out his site. Okaybye.

-Felicia Jackson

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