Boris, God, Weed, And You

Death by Party | Take another hit of Boris

Boris has earned its rabid cult following for their ability to expertly harness music as power. Be it psychedelic metal, colossal drone, blistering punk or distortion-ravaged shoegaze. They have been crushing audiences with their overwhelming live performances blah blah. Alright, alright, I admit I just cut and pasted that from another blog.

I am privy to some of the details of our new soon to be unleashed community outreach program– Don’t Huff Glue, Get High on God (and or Weed). I’ve given up huffing glue* for at least the rest of this year to show my commitment to the cause and have been focusing all my attention soley towards the pleasures of God (and or weed) I find that listening to Boris while eating Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie and playing Kirby’s Return to Dreamland on the Xbox all go really, really good while getting high on God (and or weed). Like for 12 hours at a time kinda good.

I look at pictures of Boris, and I think, “wow, I bet they rarely if ever huff glue or even gasoline.” But I listen to them and think, “yeah, these fuckers always get high on God (and or weed).

Check them out, and then call me a liar.

-Felicia Jackson

*Death by Party does not endorse or condone the use of illegal drug use and all references are purely fictional for entertainment purposes.

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