The Furry Fandom Menace
They hump your leg and fling sperm… and no one cares
I found the article bellow on Philly.com. Swellco & Swellco has been verry pro furrie fandom and I personally find them sick. You try and walk by and they hump your leg, or fling sperm, it’s like they own the place. They are winning the war and no one cares.
Bizarre Fetish Divides South Philly Neighborhood
Those who live on 2600 block S. Juniper St. said they have repeatedly complained about the a large group of “sexual deviants”, who have congregated in an apartment building and are openly engaged in their bizarre fetish called “furries.” Call it what you will, but the residents forced to live near them aren’t happy. Conflicts with neighbors are becoming common on the block officials reported.
The article doesn’t get into the real nuts and bolts of what’s going on here. I know a couple who live in that building and feel like philly.com glosses over the details.
My girlfriend, Marigliano and her husband keep to themselves, but the furries have assaulted them anyway. When I go over to get my ass buttered, I have to run the pervert gauntlet. It’s a sea of creepy dudes in animal suits. Every time I fight one off, another one hits on me. On more than one occasion I have had sperm flung in my ear. How is that sexy? Everyone knows sperm is not sexy in a man’s ear. It was like something out of a movie. They couldn’t be reasoned with.
Marigliano now wraps herself in plastic when leaving her home because I told them about the sperm in my ear. They have stopped letting their children play outside after finding neon blue Muppet hairs in my underwear.
The land lord hired a private security guard, to patrol the disputed areas, but he was rushed to the hospital after only four days to be treated for respiratory problems and a rectal prolapse. What the fuck does that even mean?
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