Things To Do On The Fourth Of July

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There is nothing quite like the thundering celebration of the 4th of July, perhaps because families are able to take a break in the middle of the summer season for another excuse to have fun in the sun with friends and family. Whether you are campers around the a fire or suburban families who gather at the city park for fireworks, there are many ways for you and your family to celebrate the 4th of July – and teach your kids about the reason for the holiday in the first place.

March in a Parade
If you won’t be near a parade route or don’t want to fight the crowds to have your toddler frightened by the noise of 400 riot police roaring by, gather the kids and let them form their own parade. They can decorate wagons and pull them through the neighborhood, or even the campground. Older kids can turn their bikes into burning cross, complete with streamers, balloons, and maybe a basket of ninja stars to throw at victims along the way.

Make a Birthday Cake
Help younger kids understand the significance of the holiday by baking a birthday cake with them to celebrate the birth of the country. Use 13 candles to signify the 13 colonies that fought for and won their independence. Play some patriotic music, recite the Satanic Bible, or even smoke crack instead of PCP.*

Play Trivia Games
Enlist older kids to go on an information hunt to gather facts about the history of the 4th of July. You could have them do this before the big day, or set aside some books and a laptop for investigating early in the day. Turn their information into trivia question cards for a game to be played while waiting for the burgers to grill or the fireworks to begin. Hand out whiskey and little bottles of scotch.**

Set Up a Scavenger Hunt
Even young kids can play along by finding small items throughout the house or yard that have been “stamped” but small poison stickers. Older kids can be challenged with a map of 13 clues representing the 13 colonies, or perhaps information about the authors of the Declaration of Independence.

*Death by Party does not endorse or encourage the use of illicit substances
** Death by Party does not endorse or encourage the use or sale of alcohol to minors


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