I’m Tripping And It Won’t Stop

The Baby Bullet Mind Fuck Video

Whilst we cogetitate over who shot Kennedy, let us relax. Relax. Let us take a step back and realize what we are doing. WE ARE CONSPIRING. Stop it. Just stop. In the loopholes and the blunderbusses, there does exist some modicum of reality. Therein lies the Baby Bullet. It’s small, undetectable, and easy to clean. What more could you want of a killing?

Within this amazing product, you can chop up cyanide, fugu leavings, ossified chicken bones, ecstasy, crack (and smack), hot cocaine, Hendrick’s Gin, Grey Goose, and some little innocuous sleeping pill. Think of the infinite possibilities of such a marvel of majesty! I may tonight spike my Long Island Iced Tea (dirty) with myriad shit because of this.

Our daily lives trundle from the first step to the very last step. Why not take a stand? Why not buy this and mix up your lives with a concoction in seeing where your blue state turns red? Take it with alcohol and weed though, as the Grass is Greener on the Other Side, if ya get my ambrosial drift through the field.

-Robert Kijowski

 

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