And On The Millionth Year, He Rested

Death by Party | Jesus & The Dinosaurs Art

Dinosaurs have always scared the shit out of me as a kid.
Jurassic Park. Land of the Lost.
Absolutely terrified.

Of course I know dinosaurs are extinct. It’s an irrational fear, I understand.
It’s as irrational as the notion that pictures of Jesus always kind of gave me the creeps.

Oddly enough, however, when you combine pictures of Jesus with Dinosaurs…
I feel a wave of Zen-like peace wash over myself.

Maybe it’s just me, but there’s something inexplicably calming about seeing Jesus romp with the dinosaurs.

It’s like the unconscious 5yr old part of my mind is saying: “See look! Jesus isn’t some hippy creep who just wants you to worship him and to stop touching yourself! He’s a dinosaur tamer! He can protect you from them!”

Yes. I know it makes no sense. But if someone preached the word of Dinosaur taming Jesus, I’d probably convert… and stop touching myself. Instead I’m going to hell.

James “Jimi Jam” Jarvis

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