Incest, Dismemberment, Identity Fraud, Telekinesis, War, And Harrison Ford…

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Death by Party | May The 4th Be With You

It’s the tail end May the Fourth. As of a few years back it’s become fairly popular to consider this Star Wars day. The reason being for the “that’s so stupid I should have thought of that in 3rd grade. Yeah, but you fucking didn’t, did you asshole?” word play of “May the Fourth Be With You.” I’m a fucking nerd. I say it loud and I say it proud and I’ll fight anyone who tries to claim that means anything negative to my already completely sullied reputation. That being said, I love Star Wars, the original 3, not the absolutely fucking atrocious, two hour blocks of boredom, fart jokes (Yeah, everything that moron Jar-Jar Binks says is a fart joke, real classy and clever Lucas.) and half assed acting of the supposed pre-trilogy.

So, I’m doing my yearly definite viewing (it won’t be the only time this year I watch them, just the only day I KNOW I’m going to watch them) and as I sit here at 10 at night, cruising into Empire Strikes Back, it occurred to me that what Swellco & Swellco needed today, was something involving Star Wars… and  zombies… and tits. So I spent a few minutes compiling some of the better images the internet has to offer including these things. Included are a few rare and foreign posters, and some pictures you either have or haven’t seen already. Sadly, there isn’t much in the way of Star Wars erotica.

-Snake Oil Ghost

Photos courtesy of http://fuckyeah-starwars.tumblr.com

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