Chicks With Steve Buscemi Eyes

Katy Perry Buscemeyes

Death by Party | This is way to fucking weird

I remember the first time I ever saw Steve Buscemi: that scene in Billy Madison where it cuts to Buscemi crossing people off his hit list then relaxing to ELO while generously and introspectively applying red lipstick. Granted, that whole movie doesn’t really make any sense at all, but the first time I saw this scene I had a serious WTF moment. “Who the hell is this guy? Why is he putting on lipstick? Why do I find him creepy yet marginally attractive? What’s up with those eyes?”

Apparently, other people have been asking what’s up with Steve Buscemi’s eyes, and making tumblr accounts dedicated to the art form. What is it, exactly, about Steve Buscemi’s eyes? I personally feel that they must hold nothing but the deepest, darkest secrets of the elder gods. I may be wrong. Others, it seems, envision his eyes on hot girls’ faces. Gotta say, never thought of that. What do Christina Ricci, Kate Middleton and and Britney Spears have in common? They all look even creepier with Steve Buscemi’s eyes, or “Buscemeyes,” if you will.

Check out the newest additions to Chicks with Buscemeyes here, and you’ll never look at him the same way again, even if he did make the most out of being named Mr. Pink. Not creepy enough? Give yourself Steve Buscemeyes.

-Louise LaTease


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