I don’t know why, but I feel like every time I write one of these entries about an individual, I feel compelled to re-iterate the instructions given to us by management. Perhaps because these instructions and criteria are confusing and like any fledging company, every single aspect of this project is evolving. At times the management squabbles about the guidelines and presentation; so much so that most of the writing in the Fuck Saints category has focused on the category more than the porn stars. Often, so goes the Lords of the Underground. Brown has a strange criteria for who goes in what category that’s filled with minutia based logic. Black has his own view on how this should be done and has been trying to change the title to “Talent We Want on Our Payroll.” You’ve got the home grown proprietor butting heads with the Corporate headquarters advisor; neither seem to have total veto power. The titles of blog entries and categories change back and forth randomly as their mood fits, sometimes editing and re-editing like a duel.
I digress with this not to complain about the madhouse that is the Swellco & Swellco Video Circus, but because it’s hard to categorize, and some people you really can’t categories at all. Simone Kross is one of them. She is a very intense pro dom, a beautiful and intimidating model. She is a highly talented musician and heads up Oakland band Punk Rock Audrey. Particularly on the west coast, she garners a very large following. So I ask you, how do you categorize a force of nature like Simone? Really you don’t, but I think she comes to mind when I say the words “Lord of the Underground” out loud. Iconic, breathtaking and unforgettable. I fantasize all the time about Simone incorporating all of interests and abilities at once. I want her to tie me up, undress, squat over me and give me a golden shower while she serenades me with her acoustic guitar.
What do you say Simone, will you be my piss fantasy?
Photos courtesy of http://simonekross.com