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Death by Party | Before there was Lil Wayne…MC Eli Porter

Before the lyrically brilliant yet semi-coherent drunken performances of Old Dirty Bastard or the cough syrup fueled puzzling utterances of obviously mentally challenged Lil Wayne…

There was Eli Porter.

Amateur MC Eli Porter blazed the trail for all disabled, handicapped and  severely retarded rappers with the same painful grimaces, stuttered homophobic lyrics, odd pauses and jerky cripple-like movements used by many Hip-Hop Superstars today.

Above you can check out Eli at his best… If you’re out there Eli, our Entertainment Division would like speak with you.

-Kevin Dalton


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