Boob Scotch

Bob Log III

Death by Party | Bob Log III

It’s been awhile since I’ve had a chance to really sit down and report about anything. I just found out that my sister has a really severe case of gonorrhea and so does my now ex-boyfriend. I would make the assumption that there was a connection, but I dumped him because I found out he was gay. I guess there is just a lot of the clap going around these days. When shit goes bad, I always focus on music, it’s such an easy, instant escape. Just me, my Ipod, 6 or 7 percs and a pint of vodka and I’m lost in a world of sound. I’ve been listening to a lot of Bob Log III lately. For years now, he’s been my go to guy when I feel down. Like any good song writer, when he sings. you feel like he was writing just for you. Ballads like “I want your shit on my leg,” “Bubble Strut” or his Top 10 classic, “Boob Scotch” touch so deep that you feel like angels are lifting you up out of your stained sheets.

I carry around a bar napkin that i had written it down the lyrics to Boob Scotch on. I did it several years ago and the napkin is in tatters now, but I always have it on me. If things get too overwhelming, I sit down and read the lyrics over and over until I’m calm again. You should probably write them down too.

“Hey
You’ve got your boob in my scotch.
Come on
BOOB SCOTCH (boob scotch on the rocks)
BOOB SCOTCH (boob scotch on the rocks)

Well I think we need to sit down and talk,
Put your boob in my scotch
Come on get your tit in my drink
Stir my scotch with something  pink

Scotch and ice mixed by a tit
Help me feel better real quick
Boob scotch, that’s it. That’s it.

stir it up
stir it up
stir it up
stir it up
stir it up
stir it up
stir it …
Come on
BOOB SCOTCH (boob scotch on the rocks)
BOOB SCOTCH (boob scotch on the rocks)

Come on
Pass my drink round the room
Everybody stick in a boob
Hold it in as long as you can
Then put it back in bob log’s hand
BOOB SCOTCH (can’t be bottled or canned)
BOOB SCOTCH (make you drink a boob better man)

stir it up
stir it up
stir it up
stir it up
stir it up
stir it up
stir it …
yeah

uh
BOOB SCOTCH (can’t be bottled or canned)(can’t be bothered with can?)
BOOB SCOTCH (make you drink a boob better man)

make you drink a boob better man
make you drink a boob better man
make you drink a boob better man”

Be sure to check out his site

-Felicia Jackson

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