And Now Without Further Ado…. Dragons Fucking Cars

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Death by Party | As long as they don’t try to fuck me

It looks like dragons have officially joined the party. At least that’s what these Dragon Fucking Cars series of posters makes it look like. You can’t help but feel happy for these mythical creatures. All these years they’ve been the ones getting slayed, specifically by gorgeous women in bikini armor. I just hope they don’t try to fuck me.

Being fucked by a dragon may be one of the worst things that can happen to you whether you’re a guy or a girl. The only other thing that may be worse is being fucked by the IRS. It ‘s also bad if someone painted this horrific act and sold it as a print. Could you imagine the expression on your mother’s face if she walked by a spray-painting of this at an arts and crafts show? She’d never even be able to reconcile it with an innocent cartoon depiction.

Cars are a good match for these creatures; for one they are both combustible and two they both move at high speeds. Dragsters may have been invented for wooing these classic beasts. Could you imagine seeing a dragon fuck a dragster; that alone is worth the price of admission. They should create another series, like dragons fucking helicopters or dragons fucking the IRS. With that being said, you can order more of these online or at your nearest Ancient Legend Appreciation Den.

By Lou Cervantes

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