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Death by Party | Isabella Rossellini In Green Porno

I always wanted to make love to the name Isabella Rosselini. It’s probably the most beautiful name in the world. If I had a daughter this is what I would name her if the mother allowed it. Come to think about it maybe I’ll keep it as a pet-name for my mistress. The name sounds like a dark-haired woman in a red dress. You could ride that name than park it between your Ferrarri and Lambo.

It’s the kind of name that’s a fine dish. It’s al dente, or at least sounds like it should be. The name is aged like a fine port. It should be sailing on a yacht in the Mediterranean. Or in possession of the finest diamond necklace that is so pristine it spends half of its year on display in a museum.

While the name Isabella Rosselini is the most beautiful name in the world, what’s not beautiful is the lady in the Green Porno series. It’s actually rather horrifying. If you’re fond of this name I don’t advise clicking on this video. In fact, if you have any fondness in your heart whatsoever stay as far away from this video as you possibly can.

By Lou Cervantes

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