Bukkake Milk

Death by Party | Fluff that omelette

Everybody has a cooking specialty.  My grandmother used to make me peanut butter and grape jelly sandwiches on buttered bread when I was a kid.  I don’t know what type of brands she used but till this day it is the best peanut butter and jelly I’ve ever had.  My other grandmother has a top secret mole poblano recipe that is better than any mole recipe I’ve ever tasted.  It takes 48 hours to prepare the sauce.  Even my little niece has a cooking specialty; she can peel the perfect orange.  My specialty: making omelettes.

My favorite type of omelette to cook usually goes into a big pan where you can handle anywhere from 8-12 eggs.  Though I’m a meat lover, my star omelette contains garlic spinach, mozzarella, and tomato.  My secret is fluffing the eggs using some buttermilk.  It serves 2-4 and it goes great with some whole grain toast.

When I watch the Bukkake Milk video it actually makes me think about the time I stumbled on a weird bukkake video that consisted of one girl, 300 guys, and the star of the video, a bukkake omelette.  The end of the video was the girl eating the omelette.  Come to think about it, that video was one of the most horrifying things I’ve ever seen and I don’t think I’ve made an omelette much less eaten one since.  Leave it to the Japanese to ruin omelettes.  Who needs omelettes anyway, I’m a man.  Eggs are meant to be swallowed whole before running the steps of the Art Museum, not to be fashion-ized or fetish-ized with cheese and somebody’s garden.  Maybe now is the time that I should actually learn how to start using a grill.

By Lou Cervantes

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One Response to “Bukkake Milk”

  1. Bowman says:

    I’m so glad I’m lactose intolerant.

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