Bad News For Good Girls

Mickey Avalon hip hop

Death by Party | Mickey Avalon= Dirty heaven

Mickey Avalon, the kosher salami,
for $20 you get Chachi, but $40 gets you Fonzie.

Who the man in the black sedan
with two cheap hookers and a Mexican?

My dick don’t fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick- broken vending machine.

Mickey Avalon is one of my dirtiest, dirtiest pleasures. I say this because Mickey Avalon is one of the dirtiest, dirtiest dudes alive. He also makes me feel like a dirty, dirty girl. He’s a scrawny bi-sexual white boy who spent his youth on the streets as a hustler, turning tricks and selling his ass to support his unrepentant drug habit. Not the common hip hop backstory. Mickey just reeks of Los Angeles. The pornstar party boy vibe just glazes him like a cum load. The Spidey senses go off in every good girl who encounter him. (and boy) His super power is to make good girls (and boys) ignore those instincts.

He’s hot and gross. He looks like he would have a VD and a big dick. He looks like he would share his coke and steal your wallet. He looks like he would take pictures of you while he was fucking you from behind, and you probably wouldn’t care.

Or at least I wouldn’t.

-Felicia Jackson

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