Sagittarius
Is my sign, creating thoughts
Occupies my time

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Corps-paint

So few are cognizant to the fact that the ivory legion of the Galactic Empire have much more in common with the looming doom and gloom of Black Metal than the Dark Lord himself (which ever one you choose.) Firstly, uniforms on either spectrum have the base of white, and converse to popular belief, white is allusive to an assured demise. Though only empiric, this is said to be a more accurate glimpse than what any Sith-sayer may impart to one. Secondarily, they are both in ostensible opposition to a spiritual organization. Tertiary is the employment of the signature blast-beat. Any trooper’s standard issue E-11 rifle has the same pulsating auditory response as any good Bathory tune. The Glasgow-based Abandon Ship Apparel is one of those aforementioned few that gets it with their ‘Death Trooper’ tee, conscripting you in the servitude of the most bad-assed army in the galaxy since KISS- except in this one, every soldier is a bonafide star child.

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Tryptophan for the soul

Alcohol + gymnastics = perfect storm 

I frequently do, or at least attempt to do, cartwheels at social gatherings. I love an audience. Especially if I am that perfect amount of fucked up that makes my limber childhood seem like a far less distant memory. I take it very seriously, centering myself and doing my best olympic gymnast arm stretch and toe tap. The cartwheel itself results in a varying degree of injury every time and, without fail, more and more cartwheels, maybe a round off and invariably culminates in me performing a full blown pom-pom routine.

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I’d rather drink some Wild Turkey than eat one

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I’m a Batman guy: always been, always will be

Us Batman guys read magazines like GQ and Esquire. Superman guys get lost in Time Magazine and National Geographic. We value nice toys over saving the planet. Our Bruce Waynes are far cooler than the Clark Kents of this world. The women in our lives are much sexier, the villains we face more iconic. We live for the night, our only weakness is death, and we aren’t afraid to have a little wit. Looking at these Sideshow Collectibles I am proud to say that I’m a Batman guy!

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