Italians Never Win The Super Bowl

December 18th, 2013

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Death by Party | Nike SB Miami Dolphin By Stefan Janoski

Dan Marino is the greatest quarterback to never win a Super Bowl. He is also Italian which may explain his < < KEEP READING >>

Thanks For The Nightmare, Dickhead

December 9th, 2013

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Death by Party | Creepy Monkey Photography By Pertu Saska

Images can get distorted in minds with short attention spans. Especially when those minds reside in bodies that always find < < KEEP READING >>


December 3rd, 2013

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Death by Party | Death Trooper Tee By Abandoned Ship

So few are cognizant to the fact that the ivory legion of the Galactic Empire have much more in common < < KEEP READING >>

Alcohol + Gymnastics = Perfect Storm

November 28th, 2013

Death by Party | Action Bronson’s Strickly 4 My Jeeps = Perfect Jawn

I frequently do, or at least attempt to do, cartwheels at social gatherings. I love an audience. < < KEEP READING >>

Riddle Me This, Who Has More Swagger Than You?

November 26th, 2013

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Death by Party | Sideshow Collectibles Classic Batman Figure

Us Batman guys read magazines like GQ and Esquire. Superman guys get lost in Time Magazine and National Geographic. We value < < KEEP READING >>

Flesh Onion

November 21st, 2013

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Death by Party | Anatomically Correct Paintings Of Danny Quirk

Back when television was anything but insipid during my formative years of middle-through-high school, existed one thing only second to < < KEEP READING >>

Poser Friendly

November 18th, 2013

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Death by Party | Kick Push By Converse

If anybody wants to see me look like a total jackass all you need to do is throw me on a skateboard. < < KEEP READING >>

The Best Things In life Are $6,995.95

November 12th, 2013

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Death by Party | Real Dolls Designed To Look Like Real Pornstars

Relationships can be expensive especially if you want to have one with the type of women you see < < KEEP READING >>